Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Some enjoyable short ones

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

One who believes in himself has no need to convince others.    Lao Tze

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists–and believe those lies when they see them in print.    Karl Kraus (1874-1936)    Still true! 

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.   Tom Robbins

Chinese Proverbs

  • Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


  • Do or do not. There is no try.
  • Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: a piss poor way to pick up chicks.

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think.    Adolf Hitler

Now that I look back, I realize that a life predicated on being obedient is a very comfortable life indeed. Living in such a way reduces to a minimum one’s own need to think.   Adolf Eichmann

We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.    Hillary Rodham Clinton    All we can hope for in the 2008 election is that this socialist loses.

If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else’s expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves.   Thomas Sowell

The best government is the one that charges you the least blackmail for leaving you alone.    Thomas Rudman-Brown